Rock And Roll

You've probably never heard the term applied to the bathroom, but here goes. One day Mom is taking care of business in the ladies room and notices a tremor. What was that? An earthquake? Oh, you only wish it was. Nope, that's the toilet rocking back and forth because the floor below is so rotted that the toilet can no longer be bolted down. Now, it is widely known that when your toilet starts rocking back and forth you have two options: renovate the bathroom or never ever go to the bathroom again. You can guess which one we choose. So, we pack our things and wait out the renovation in the newly finished basement apartment. Luckily, the only detour on this trip were the two years taken to pay it off.